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Posted on 07/15/2010

My girl told me a joke and that was the punch line...I almost went all Mel Gibson except she has a wicked left hook...It's the Irish in her...Although sometimes she has a lil Mexican in her also.

Which reminds me of a true story...So myself, my small filipino sergeant and an old partner of mine name Schoff are crossing the yard...The Sergeant is commenting to Schoff how tall and big he was...(Sergeant was real buff but like 5'2" 145lbs...Schoff was like 6'2" 230lbs)...Schoff then said "Well I have a lil German in me"...Sergeant says "You don't have a lil filipino in you?"...Schoff looked all confused and said "No, why?"...Sergeant says "Would you like some?"


Then I started laughing and laughing as Schoff walked away all disgusted...That was classic...I swear going to work is like being 14...Always have to be ready and quick witted or else you might get "Capped on."


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Posted on 07/18/2010

Naaaaa HTPN it's all based on an Alpha Male humiliation heirarchy...Of course for those at the bottom of the pecking order life can be tough...That or they learn to be stronger or quicker.

By the way gayest thing I ever saw was about 6 Marines singing kareokee after they came out all skinny out of boot camp in San Diego singing "Love Shack" by the B-52's in a sleazy filipino dive bar...Is that how you Marines get down? :P



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Posted on 07/18/2010

Found something for your buddies at work..
Sweet love in the springtime, in the yard.. Aaaahhhhhhhh!


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Posted on 07/17/2010

i keep reading the title of this blog:

"bow-chicka-wow-wow"

yeah.



You might tie my hands to the wall but you can't tie my dreams to this place.

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